Friday, February 1 2008

-The Rather Dan Editorials
Posted at 10:48 PM by Brandon

If you've been visiting BreadCrumbINT.com for a long time (and I mean a long time), you might just barely be able to remember the Rather Dan Editorials. And, if you do remember them, you probably wish you didn't.

Back when the site was still in its infancy, I used to let just about all of my friends from high school post here. Why the hell not? I figured, make it like social hour and see what crazy shit comes to the surface. I don't think anyone could have anticipated the craziest of the crazy shit, but we were all a little blown away when we started reading some of Dan's (AKA The Trix_Rabbit) posts. Not only was his alias on BreadCrumbINT.com, Trix_Rabbit, a little strange, his posts were completely out there.

Of course, I have to take some of the blame for his randomness. This all came at a time when the majority of members weren't posting anything more than a few shout-outs to their homeys. I was mad, and looking for someone that could contribute something worth reading. I wanted something funny, something honest, and what I got in return were the Rather Dan Editorials.

The Trix_Rabbit's "editorials" started out as normal posts on the main page, but I found their random nature so absolutely ridiculous that I had to move them to their own page. We came up with the name "Rather Dan Editorials" from Dan's name and the news anchor Dan Rather's name reversed. To us, it meant that you were going to get some decently interesting writing, given to you in a news story fashion, but it was never meant to be taken seriously. The bottom line of the Rather Dan Editorials was that they were meant to be ridiculous to the point of being humorous. As far as that goes, I think he hit the nail on the head with a couple of them.

I can't possibly finish this section without actually giving my complements to Dan. At the time, he was one of the site's biggest supporters and contributors. The Rather Dan Editorials and the random shenanigans he would pull at school to advertise the site are some of the fondest memories I have of working on BreadCrumbINT.com.

Enough rambling. Here are some of the actual Rather Dan Editorials:


Thursday, January 31 2002

-Transsexual Nazi Eskimos Who Grow Cabbage In Northern Antarctica
Posted at 11:00 PM by Dan

Did you ever wonder where cabbage comes from?

Today we're going to talk about gay/post Transsexual Nazi Eskimos Who Grow Cabbage In Northern Antarctica, that prance around the isles of k-mart waiting to bitch at costomer service. This certain race all have a certain phobia:Woodlandgenitaliaphobia- the fear of getting your balls bitten off by small woodland creatures, you were wondering why they live in Antartica? Huh? Well now you know!

These certain people have an instinct to be prissy boys masquerading as reporters in the desolate remote regions of Nevada where they wont bother any one. To distinguish them from native indians the GOVERNMENT force them to wear hats that are shaped like large condoms that say "I rape small farm animals" so you think "dude that guys sick" so inherently we get a race undiscovered until now.....

A while ago in the grand canyon the people decide to play a jackass practical joke, they've secretly replaced the brake pedal in a man's car with a dead gerbil. Well you'd think he would have noticed? Apparently not, the man ended up driving over a cliff killing himself. Tragic? Not yet, we found this suspicious. Wait, dead gerbils don't kill people, stupid fools with dead gerbils kill people. Right? We began to investigate therefore we have discovered this lost tribe of Antartica. Remember If you heard it from me it must be true!


Wednesday, January 30 2002

-False Advertisements & The Park Press
Posted at 11:00 PM by Dan

Now, I'm not dissing fat people or anything, but one thing that makes me really sick is how those fat/ugly girls wear those shirts that say "HOTTIE" or "NAUGHTY" trying to insinuate that they are hot or something.

I saw a shirt today that said "Your boyfriend is in danger." Ok Olga, who are you kidding?

I mean, where the hell do you find those shirts that come in XXXL / not cool. It deeply sickens me. It might as well be a fat lying cow wearing those "NAUGHTY" t-shirts. Whenever I see a hot girl wearing the same shirts
there usually those "mommy's girls" or daddy's girls" that never does any wrong. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! And what's this shit about posting comments! you post messages not one sentence comments! Were crak'n down.

And what's with all of those pussy-ass news editors at the park press! Well listen here and tell your friends YOU SUCK! Why don't you talk about real issues, shit people actually care about. No one actually gives a fuck how smart you are or how many scholarships you've achieved or how many stuck up priss friends you have that are just like you. You should consider yourselves lucky, It's just like your freaks, theres your dumb wannabe freaks, then there are your smart prissy freaks like you at editorials. Cant we all find an equilibrium?

peace
~ trix ~


-Learn By Making Mistakes
Posted at 11:00 PM by Dan

Ok, we all make mistakes, some mistakes we make can get us punished, or lose a friend by the things we say, our actions and our perceptions of right and wrong. Some mistakes you learn from, like did you ever hear "learn from experience" its not a saying to live by because some mistakes can cost your life, lots of money, or even jail time.

Most of the mistakes we make now especially the ones that show totally no common sense or very low immaturity shows what we will be like when we are adults, these are things our parents are supposed to teach us, well some of us aren't lucky enough to have parents that teach us right from wrong. The point I'm getting at is THINK ABOUT IT! remember just ask yourself: "Would DAN do it"? Just don't do anything I wouldn't do!

peace


-Keep ARMY Out Of School
Posted at 11:00 PM by Dan

I could ramble on this subject for hours. But I'll get right to the point. Its wrong to have ARMY officials come into school to promote -and to a certain degree "monopolize" by using car salsmen techniques to try to get you to join.

There's no way around them, they try to talk to you, entice you with key chains pens etc. My point is that it is wrong to force ideas into kids heads. Hey there are plenty of people who already want to be in the army, they don't need to be "lured". You could promote it with a simple brochure with a phone number, in the office. Without using peer preassure or guilt. The school is no place for "their kind" I know you can't or you don't want to write about this in the school news letter. but really do you actually care about students opinions? Well I'm going to find out.


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