Ok so, quick back story time: Sometime in November my sister, brother-in-law, nephew and niece moved into my house. My sister, brother-in-law, and nephew used to live here, but then they moved out for a long period of time, like everyone is supposed to. Well, they're back now. Why? That's not important, but the second time around, there's another little hellion involved: the spawn of Satan, my niece.

Again, long story short, she's one of those nine year old kids that talks back, runs their mouth, and is just basically a total pain in the ass problem child. They're pretty much all inconsiderate slobs, except for my 17 year old nephew, Kyle, who is coincidentally responsible for my renewed interest in this website.

In preparation for their arrival I bought myself a small dorm room sized refrigerator for my room, because I knew that they would devour everything in sight. I also started buying my own food and storing it in my room. Well, a couple of weeks ago I noticed that my brand new jar of peanut-butter was nearly empty. Of course, everyone denied it, but Kyle used his sibling intuition or Spidey-senses or whatever and came to the conclusion that the spawn of Satan, that is appropriately named Regan, was lying.

It got my creative juices flowing to say the least and with the help of Kyle and my girlfriend, I went on a week long spree of just humiliating the hell out of her as much as possible. It was the only thing I could do to see justice served, her parents never made an attempt to discipline her or even offer to pay me back even after they admitted they could tell she was lying.

It started out with this. We smeared peanut-butter on the picture frame of her school picture, took a picture of it with a digital camera, spent 2 minutes working on it in Photoshop and then printed it out. We covered almost everything in her room with peanut-butter and even gave her diaper-wearing baby doll peanut-butter skid marks. Of course, one humiliating print out wasn't going to be enough, so for $1.50 we made 10 copies at the Farm Fresh convenience store here in Bethlehem. We gave one copy to former BreadCrumb member Pat and one to his coworker. We took the remaining copies and stapled them to trees and telephone poles around the neighborhood. With the help of Kyle, we even put one in her best friend's (yeah, I guess she has one) mailbox. Needless to say, so far humiliation seems like a perfect tactic.

But that's just where the story begins. I talked to Pat a few days ago, and he informed me that we were lucky enough to leave the original copy in the copy machine. Whoops! Apparently, the next guy that came in to make copies found it absolutely hilarious and started printing out copies and giving them to random people. It's mass peanut-butter hysteria! We came back with a new Sasquatch design, that you can now buy on the newest BreadCrumbINT.com T-Shirts!

We've also planned 10-15 pranks to pull on my sister and brother-in-law for their complete lack of discipline with their problem child!

Let's just put it this way: I'm in the market for a digital camcorder, and you better believe they'll be posted here!

Buy your BreadCrumbINT.com Peanut-Butter Sasquatch T-Shirt today! Down with Tubby, support my peanut-butter plight!

Update time: I was serious about the digital camcorder. I bought a ton of crap on Amazon after my last post here. I bought a Canon ZR830 MiniDV Camcorder with 35x Optical Zoom!

I also had to complete the kit with a new camcorder bag, extra batteries, firewire cable, and MiniDV tapes. I thought that, you know, since it's 2008, using tapes in a camcorder is about as cool as the average faux-hawk.

I have been messing around with the camera and Windows Movie Maker trying to work on my movie making skills. I've also got to come up with something as far as actually displaying the video on the site, we'll see what happens.

Now for the fun part, I made a new shirt. I just had to. It was a very creative suggestion, and you can and should buy this one at the BreadCrumbINT.com Online Store. If you are still interested in getting a BreadCrumbINT.com Peanut-Butter Sasquatch T-Shirt, just leave a comment or Email me. I will make that design available for you to buy.